How to Make it Through the Day on 3 Tampons

The day you forget to make a Target run is the day your flow takes revenge on your last Vicky Secret’s “‘yoga thong”. If there’s one thing we know to be true in this {mild} world, it’s that there are never enough tampons.

When you have errands out the a$$ and are racing to and fro your many jobs, sometimes the “T supply” runs low. Girls Gone Mild is here to give you some pointers on how to make it through the day on 3 tampons.

The most important thing to remember in the pursuit of tampon preservation is in regards to breaking the seal. Although your flow’s heaviness is not at all determined by how hydrated you are, less trips to the bathroom means less opportunities to prematurally get rid of the cotton plug. That being said we suggest eating fruits like watermelon, cantaloupe, or any other food that can keep you hydrated while turning down the other liquids.

Panty choice is everything. Yes we all love the lace, yes we all love new age spandex seamless thongs, but let’s be real cotton is a girl’s best friend when you have the red devil in your belly. Not only will your PH levels and body naturally respond better to a classic cotton panty, but if there’s any accidental overflow, cotton has your back. Or I guess, your vagina’s back.

Lastly, when you have blazed through two tampons and are clinging to the third and final frontier, your strategy is now preparation. You must procure an emergency tampon for back up. Digging through old purses, luggage, beach bags, and car consoles usually makes an emergency tampon appear.

So I guess the real way to get through the day on 3 tampons, is to never stop hunting for more tampons.

The Mild Bunch

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